October212014

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly, via lord-dawkness)

4AM
4AM

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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(via lord-dawkness)

October202014

Things that piss me off: the transgender resident here spreading the rumor that the director of our youth home is “Really a man.” no. I don’t know if she is trans or not, but she identifies as female, so she’s not “Really a man” any more than you’re “Really a woman.” like, you can’t cuss motherfuckers out for misgendering you, then turn around and intentionally misgender someone. This is one of those times you hafta pick a side. Either people should be called according to their preferred pronouns, or shut the hell up when people call you she. Pick one!

3AM
3AM

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly, via boomkawaiiboom)

October192014

(Source: latadelixo, via lord-dawkness)

9AM

bethanyactually:

iblamethenubbins:

A faithful representation of 7 seasons of the show.

Don’t forget:

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(via missionlameturtle)

October182014

Also me playing Dragon Age: Origins

  • Me: Alright, Mr. Ogre... I realize that my arrows are kinda pointy and uncomfortable. And my spine probably looks very crushable, what with me being a tiny elf and all. But my Golem just lightning punched you in the spleen. Maybe deal with that first.
  • Ogre: *runs past the golem, and the Grey Warden stabbing him*
  • Me: Right, and back to stabbing we go.
11PM

Me playing Dragon Age: Origins

  • Me: I'm just going to stand way over here, well back from the battle, and fire arrows at the bear.
  • Bear: *runs past two melee tanks to maul my face*
  • Me: On second thought, stabbing it is.
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